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You've heard of dad jokes, they are sometimes super funny but in general pretty lame. Below are several College Dad Jokes for you to enjoy.

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Why did the sun skip college?

It already has a million degrees

 

If pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on?

Scholar-ships.

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My old girlfriend wanted me to do her college algebra homework for her.

But frankly, I didn’t want to solve for ex

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Why did the music note drop out of college?

Because it couldn’t pick a major.

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A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day.

“In English, a double negative forms a positive,” he said. “In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language where a double positive can form a negative.” A voice from the back of the room said, “Yeah, right.”