PAWS For Encouragement
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You've heard of dad jokes, they are sometimes super funny but in general pretty lame. Below are several College Dad Jokes for you to enjoy.
Why did the sun skip college?
It already has a million degrees
If pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on?
My old girlfriend wanted me to do her college algebra homework for her.
But frankly, I didn’t want to solve for ex
Why did the music note drop out of college?
Because it couldn’t pick a major.
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day.
“In English, a double negative forms a positive,” he said. “In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language where a double positive can form a negative.” A voice from the back of the room said, “Yeah, right.”
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